Dear Brothers at the Helm of the Chariot:
I just sat through three hours of a judicial committee, and I swear that I confessed everything. Every position, every carnal desire, every perverted sex act, and I promise I'll never do oral again. But my question is: Are the elders allowed to masturbate after the committee? They all had such visible hard-ons as they walked me to my car, I turned red.
(PS: I used a condom, does that make me still a virgin?)
Sister Repentant